Ever find a 5 leaf clover? (Real or metaphorical?)

🍀 I’m really good at finding 4 leaf clovers. I don’t even pick them anymore; I just leave them there for other people to discover. But the 5’s? Those are special. I love finding those. Who wouldn’t?

Why am I telling you this? Because you’re wasting your time on 3 leafers.

YOU are a FIVE leaf clover. Yes, I said FIVE. 

🚫☘️🚫How can you spot a 3 leafer? Easy.

They’re the ones that:

• Call you at the last minute to “hang out” and doesn’t take you on real, planned dates
• Text you at midnight… ehm…
• Skip your birthday and act like holidays don’t exist
• Invalidate, minimize, and/or belittle your feelings
• Ignore you for their phone or friends
• Are critical of you
• Cancel on you
• Expect a medal for doing the bare minimum
• Tell you that nobody will love you like he does

You know what I’m talking about- and it’s time to ditch them.. 

You are a m0therf^cking FIVE leaf Clover Goddess. A Creature Unlike Any Other!!🦄

And you can’t fix him. You can’t make him be better to you. You can’t add leaves. There’s not enough superglue in the world. 

So ditch the weed. Because you CAN find a guy that’s a 5-er. They’re out there. You just need to learn to spot them sooner.

Also, you’re worth it. If you don’t believe it yet, I’ll believe it for you for now, until we get you there 🫶🏻

I’m coming to you from the future on this one… You’re gonna be SO pissed you spent so much time on those weeds when you’re discovered by your own FIVE leafer.